ABOUT THE BRIDE

Ashley
AKA: Sweetheart, Princess, Angel of the Night

Ashley was born in the mythical Kingdom of Mau'i, one hot November day. She was bathed in the sweet nectar of the Pineapple and wrapped in palm leaves. Her brother, Jhon*, and her Parents Dave and Kathy did not realize the wonder they beheld when they first set eyes upon her. They did not know that one day she would venture forth to the majestic "Main Land" and seek her fortune and her future.

She had an eventful childhood, a life of island hardships and despair. She made her way through dance and with the support of all of her wonderful friends. Her first challenge, the trials of the Montessori (an Island gang, who's arch rivals the Waldorfs were a constant threat). There she met many of her lifelong companions such as Eunice the wise, Jenta the tall, and Breanna the brave. They survived many a battle with such thugs as english and math and rose well above the rest.

Soon they were drafted to the crew of the Seabury Hall. She was a mighty sea fairing ship wrought with disaster and adventure. There her gang was joined by Pearl the exotic, and a quiet stowaway, Nanette the mighty. During her tenure aboard the ship, she began a distant relationship using a message in the bottle system called "the internet". This "Internets" helped her forge many future relationships, one in particular with a boy named "GreyEeyore1978" and a girl named "Mantha" Little did she know she was beginning a lifelong journey of pain
. . . oh and happiness.. i swear.

After some time, she soon found herself saving up all her leave time to travel to the distant shores of FanimeCon. This mysterious place of Cosplay, Anime, and random debauchery somehow felt like home. This is where she finally met up with the mysterious boy, GreyEeyore, the girl, Mantha, and a new companion, Rosina the Clever, Friendship blossomed and she found herself utilizing the Internets to keep in touch with this boy and his adventures.

Once her enlistment on the Seabury Hall was over, she packed up her meager belongings and traveled over the sea to the majestic Main Land. She was accompanied by her companions Jenta the tall and Breanna the brave to the secret Jesuit cult of USF. It was there that she once again met up with the boy, hooked up with Natalie the nerd, and began the next chapter in her most adventurous story.

(*Sic Ashley)

-By Will :)